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Joe Kelly, Nice Swing B*tch

Joe Kelly, Nice Swing B*tch

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Hand-painted collectible baseball card

The Astros knew they were going to be harassed by opponents for their repulsive cheating. Versus the Dodgers, in just their 7th game of the COVID-shortened 2020 season, Joe Kelly talked some serious smack after striking out Carlos Correa to end the 6th. "Nice swing bitch." Suspensions followed afterwards.

It's a lot harder to hit when nobody is telling you what pitch is coming. The asterisk in "B*itch," has a double-use... to represent the Astros cheating. 


About my collector cards

After purchasing some old wax packs to study the size and texture of gum sticks, I developed my own paint techniques in order to replicate it. Now, I hand-paint bubble gum directly onto vintage baseball cards to create small collectibles.

Here's what you'll receive with this order

  • My original hand-painted gum onto a baseball card.
  • Each collector card is paint-marked with it's edition number.
  • These art cards are protected inside an Ultra Pro One Touch magnetic card holder... customized with my matching Rosen signature label.
  • I do not sign these cards by request. However, your package will include bonus items personally autographed by me.

Expected delivery time for pre-orders

Are you purchasing a pre-order? My pre-order listings are for card art that has not been painted yet. In most cases, I already have the card in stock to paint on, and will create your artwork within a few days of your purchase. Thanks for your patience.

Card Checklist

You may reference my growing checklist of collector-owned cards.